These Tinder Lines Won't Get You Dates, But They Will Get You Some Laughs
<p>Looking for someone funny. </p>
By Zachary BrennerUpdated Nov. 3 2018, 12:16 a.m. ET
I'm on Tinder and, quite frankly, I find it confusing. Like, I know it is possible to start a conversation with someone if you swipe right, but I don't see that option anywhere. I just swipe right and swipe right and nothing ever seems to have it.
I heard somewhere that you can only talk to someone if they swipe right on you, too. You'll get a notification saying that you have a "Match" or something. I don't know. That doesn't sound right to me. I've seen no evidence of that being the case. The only notifications I ever seem to get are asking me to rate Tinder. I normally give it a one.
However, it seems like other people have figured out how to makes these matches happen and use it for mischief. Good for them. I'm hoping it works out.
You seem nice but...
Accurate
To be honest, none of us are.
Off to a great start!
I won't change for anyone.
I'll see myself out
Way to turn it around
This was a roller coaster
What kind of trouble do you plan on causing?
But it was as hot as this burn
Well, that escalated quickly.
...wow.
Well, this went poorly.
I'm a monster!
Good luck on your search
I can't believe that worked.
This sounds bad, but I'd still take this offer.
That was... graphic.
They seem nearly perfect
How dare you want to do the same thing I want to do!
Nailed it
Well, does she?
She's in web design
Honesty pays off
She's married now
You blew it up!
Ask for cash
Okay. Thanks for sharing.
Big poppa is one cool chick
As lovely as America the Beautiful
If you can't get a date, at least get a laugh, am I right?
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